we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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