Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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