just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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