i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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