If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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