i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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