Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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