Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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