party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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