Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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