Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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