At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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