beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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