The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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