We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
