dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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