oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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