you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just googled if crying burns calories
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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