is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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