Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My pussy is not your playground.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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