I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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