i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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