FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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