Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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