what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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