return my video game
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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