Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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