I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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