How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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