So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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