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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me

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  It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  you are hot. that is all.

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  who is this?

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  the delivery driver from silvermine.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.

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  I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  What are you gunna do with your life today

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  put it back together

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