The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I'm passing your future prison.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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