his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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