whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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