Christians are straight up FREAKS
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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