I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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