Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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