dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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