Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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