I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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