But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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