i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
that may or may not have been my penis.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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