I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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