If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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