was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
There's always time for handjobs
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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