90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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