How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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