What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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