Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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