Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Randomize
