And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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