Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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