What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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