Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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