I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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