some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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